I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
