Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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