I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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