i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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