I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
