Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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