We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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