After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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