all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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