I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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