Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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