This is not my ceiling
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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