ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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