I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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