new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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