The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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