i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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