Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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