He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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