Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
try to milk me bitch
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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