Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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