I didn't shave. On purpose
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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