that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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