Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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