Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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