haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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