he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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