the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Drake has all the answers
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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