We won't sleep together?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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