My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Even my vagina gasped.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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