'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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