gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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