I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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