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my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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