I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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