Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(586): View more from Michigan

In the future we'll all be gay

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(586): In the future we'll all be gay http://tfl.nu/j6qt

Replies (7) Good night (1549) Bad night (978)
Favorite
(775): View more from Nevada

Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.

(1-775): View more from Nevada

What!?!?! How are you txting?!

(775): View more from Nevada

Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(775): Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you. (1-775): What!?!?! How are you txting?! (775): Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/1ioc

Replies (55) Good night (1341) Bad night (3302)
Favorite
(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(706): Her name starts with A and ends with whore. http://tfl.nu/o8d5

Replies (12) Good night (1667) Bad night (3660)
Favorite
(574): View more from Indiana

its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(574): its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes. http://tfl.nu/wfzo

Replies (68) Good night (3814) Bad night (2042)
Favorite
(864): View more from South Carolina

so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(864): so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence. http://tfl.nu/nvim

Replies (20) Good night (7869) Bad night (1171)
Favorite
(519): View more from Ontario

You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(519): You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now http://tfl.nu/uorn

Replies (9) Good night (1122) Bad night (3703)
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious? http://tfl.nu/lq7k

Replies (7) Good night (5331) Bad night (1179)
Favorite
(713): View more from Texas

the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(713): the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us http://tfl.nu/zpdd

Replies (14) Good night (7021) Bad night (1025)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays. http://tfl.nu/c3h2

Replies (11) Good night (3205) Bad night (788)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom. http://tfl.nu/gcg6

Replies (4) Good night (853) Bad night (1143)
Favorite
(859): View more from Kentucky

Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(859): Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay http://tfl.nu/mr5s

Replies (5) Good night (668) Bad night (1083)
Favorite
(626): View more from California

Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.

(1-626): View more from California

This is why you don't have nice things.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(626): Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread. (1-626): This is why you don't have nice things. http://tfl.nu/swqp

Replies (3) Good night (1528) Bad night (829)
Favorite
(425): View more from Washington

Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(425): Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero http://tfl.nu/rxr0

Replies (4) Good night (963) Bad night (335)
Favorite
(810): View more from Michigan

I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(810): I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point. http://tfl.nu/wk8l

Replies (1) Good night (1279) Bad night (371)
Favorite
(707): View more from California

We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(707): We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing. http://tfl.nu/w523

Replies (2) Good night (812) Bad night (245)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: