i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
smell my finger.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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