Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like abortions should bother me more

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I feel like abortions should bother me more http://tfl.nu/zn32
  Replies (32) Good night (916) Bad night (2533) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly http://tfl.nu/n7qz
  Replies (56) Good night (3899) Bad night (769) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous (610): Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference. http://tfl.nu/p378
  Replies (13) Good night (2001) Bad night (615)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :) http://tfl.nu/3uv4
  Replies (36) Good night (5885) Bad night (501) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair http://tfl.nu/7ypz
  Replies (36) Good night (4528) Bad night (1233) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (641): View more from Iowa

  Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (641): Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in. http://tfl.nu/co4b
  Replies (16) Good night (4039) Bad night (958)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this. http://tfl.nu/3o9n
  Replies (11) Good night (2566) Bad night (1432) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (61): View more from Australia

  I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (61): I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could http://tfl.nu/jvk9
  Replies (3) Good night (720) Bad night (2380)
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility. http://tfl.nu/wqgl
  Replies (13) Good night (2608) Bad night (1045) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again. http://tfl.nu/qrkv
  Replies (4) Good night (1269) Bad night (1149)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me http://tfl.nu/m9pd
  Replies (8) Good night (762) Bad night (561) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special. http://tfl.nu/z6a2
  Replies (6) Good night (417) Bad night (1042) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (405): Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out. http://tfl.nu/dhlk
  Replies (9) Good night (1543) Bad night (275) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash. http://tfl.nu/958z
  Replies (5) Good night (660) Bad night (199) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Are you feeling okay?

  (1-805): View more from California

  Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Are you feeling okay? (1-805): Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover. http://tfl.nu/wneq
  Replies (0) Good night (185) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt

Randomize