Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10