Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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