How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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