Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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