I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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