OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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