I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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