i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The ass gains better be worth it
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