Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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