Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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