I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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