Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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