She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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