your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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