It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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