Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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