College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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