is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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