Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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