Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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