Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
