end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
