i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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