Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
